just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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