If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
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