Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
