am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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