But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Randomize
