hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Randomize
