I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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