I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Randomize