Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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