I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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