your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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