well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
