My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Randomize
