So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
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