summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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