I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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