Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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