yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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