Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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