so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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