yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
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