Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
