You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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