I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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