Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
you guys were way drunker than both of me
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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