ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Randomize
