I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Randomize
