Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
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