Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night

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(760): View more from California

i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.

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(561): View more from Florida

I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love

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(513): View more from Ohio

I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.

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(419): View more from Ohio

I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?

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(410): View more from Maryland

There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.

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(252): View more from North Carolina

Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd

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(805): View more from California

I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me

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