no, he came in my armpit
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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