He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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