I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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