dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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