Please don't use social media to get back at me.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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