It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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