The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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