Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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