There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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