are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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