found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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