Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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