The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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