I must be too annoying 4 u.
accomplished twins. life is a go
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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