your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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