The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Randomize
