Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Randomize
