When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Randomize
