cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
So here I am, sexting at work.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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