I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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