Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Randomize
