so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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