you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
i think im in europe. pls send help
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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