i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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