I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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