O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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